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You're invited to the Aries Saturn Return Party (because no, we're not dreading it)

You're invited to the Aries Saturn Return Party (because no, we're not dreading it)

You're invited to the Aries Saturn Return Party (because no, we're not dreading it)

Jan 143 min read

Collage on carpet with words like "Abundant" and "Mastery," photos, and cards. Includes phrases: "UNF*CK YOUR SATURN RETURN" and "UNDER CONSTRUCTION."

Collage on carpet with words like "Abundant" and "Mastery," photos, and cards. Includes phrases: "UNF*CK YOUR SATURN RETURN" and "UNDER CONSTRUCTION."

If you’re not using the 2026 astrology as guide for your vision board, you’re doing it wrong

Dec 30, 20252 min read

Henry Creel from Stranger Things wearing glasses and a brown suit with a matching hat smiles warmly outdoors, with blurred greenery in the background.

Henry Creel from Stranger Things wearing glasses and a brown suit with a matching hat smiles warmly outdoors, with blurred greenery in the background.

2025 Astrology: Umm, what happened??

Dec 13, 20252 min read

Saturn with rings on beige background, framed by a white square. Text reads "SATURN PLANET - #07". Subtle, minimalist design.

Saturn with rings on beige background, framed by a white square. Text reads "SATURN PLANET - #07". Subtle, minimalist design.

What the Hell is a Saturn Return?! (and why you should actually care)

Dec 6, 20252 min read

Two people clinging to a metal bar, expressions of fear and determination. Windblown hair, intense emotion, earthy-toned background.

Two people clinging to a metal bar, expressions of fear and determination. Windblown hair, intense emotion, earthy-toned background.

Saturn returns are like the movie Twister…

Nov 19, 20253 min read

Person with a book over face reclines on bench in sunny outdoor setting. Wears plaid pants and sneakers, under a leafy tree. Relaxed mood.

Person with a book over face reclines on bench in sunny outdoor setting. Wears plaid pants and sneakers, under a leafy tree. Relaxed mood.

5 Planets Are Retrograde: What It Means for Your Energy & Productivity

Nov 14, 20252 min read

Woman in a red dress extends her hand towards the camera in a dark setting with warm light accents, conveying a confident mood.

Woman in a red dress extends her hand towards the camera in a dark setting with warm light accents, conveying a confident mood.

Understanding Your Sun Sign

Nov 13, 202510 min read

Woman wearing sunglasses and earrings, adjusts hair in a car, looking out window at trees. Wears a white shirt with "14". Relaxed mood.

Woman wearing sunglasses and earrings, adjusts hair in a car, looking out window at trees. Wears a white shirt with "14". Relaxed mood.

Saturn in Your Birth Chart

Nov 9, 202511 min read

Full moon over a dark ocean with waves crashing. The moonlight reflects on the water, creating a serene, tranquil atmosphere.

Full moon over a dark ocean with waves crashing. The moonlight reflects on the water, creating a serene, tranquil atmosphere.

Understanding the Moon in Your Birth Chart

Nov 1, 20259 min read

Blurred image of a person with a bun, wearing a black top with cutout sleeves. The face appears in motion against a beige background. Representative of Mercury mind matters

Blurred image of a person with a bun, wearing a black top with cutout sleeves. The face appears in motion against a beige background. Representative of Mercury mind matters

Mercury In Your Birth Chart

Oct 26, 20258 min read

Sign on a wooden pole reads "YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE" in a green, garden setting with pebbles and blurred trees in the background. Mood: uplifting.

Sign on a wooden pole reads "YOU ARE WORTHY OF LOVE" in a green, garden setting with pebbles and blurred trees in the background. Mood: uplifting.

Venus In Your Birth Chart

Oct 19, 20259 min read

Sunburst through forest trees with colorful lens flares; vibrant autumn leaves and serene atmosphere in a sunlit woodland.

Sunburst through forest trees with colorful lens flares; vibrant autumn leaves and serene atmosphere in a sunlit woodland.

Why You Don’t Feel Like Your Sun Sign

Sep 29, 20253 min read

Disco ball casting reflections on a white ceiling with a spotlight effect. The setting is a dim room, evoking a playful mood for the post-eclipse season horoscopes

Disco ball casting reflections on a white ceiling with a spotlight effect. The setting is a dim room, evoking a playful mood for the post-eclipse season horoscopes

Post-Eclipse Season Horoscopes

Sep 21, 20254 min read

A partially open wooden door lets sunlight into a dim room, casting shadows on the floor representing the new beginnings of a solar eclipse in virgo. Two paint buckets rest on the worn, wooden floor.

A partially open wooden door lets sunlight into a dim room, casting shadows on the floor representing the new beginnings of a solar eclipse in virgo. Two paint buckets rest on the worn, wooden floor.

Solar Eclipse in Virgo: A Cosmic Reset on September 21st

Sep 13, 20259 min read

Lunar eclipse September 7th, 2025 with a bright edge against starry night sky, surrounded by dark clouds. The scene has a serene and mystical mood.

Lunar eclipse September 7th, 2025 with a bright edge against starry night sky, surrounded by dark clouds. The scene has a serene and mystical mood.

Lunar Eclipse September 7th, 2025

Aug 26, 20255 min read

Solar eclipse during eclipse season with a bright corona surrounded by wispy clouds against a dark sky, creating a mysterious and awe-inspiring atmosphere.

Solar eclipse during eclipse season with a bright corona surrounded by wispy clouds against a dark sky, creating a mysterious and awe-inspiring atmosphere.

Eclipse Season Transformation: Navigating Cosmic Shifts

Aug 15, 20254 min read

person holding balloons in blurry day time

person holding balloons in blurry day time

Retrograde Planets in Your Birth Chart: What They Really Mean

Aug 9, 20254 min read

Red "WRONG WAY" sign on a wooden post, surrounded by trees and buildings. Bright greenery in an urban setting, overcast sky.

Red "WRONG WAY" sign on a wooden post, surrounded by trees and buildings. Bright greenery in an urban setting, overcast sky.

Timing with Transits: Avoid These Common Astrology Mistakes

Aug 5, 20253 min read

a person in a black long sleeve shirt staring into the camera with their hands on their head looking confused and frsutrated

a person in a black long sleeve shirt staring into the camera with their hands on their head looking confused and frsutrated

Top 10 Birth Chart Reading Mistakes to Avoid

Aug 5, 20253 min read

Harnessing the Power of Mercury Cazimi: Transform Your Communication

Harnessing the Power of Mercury Cazimi: Transform Your Communication

Harnessing the Power of Mercury Cazimi: Transform Your Communication

Jul 23, 20254 min read

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