You're invited to the Aries Saturn Return Party (because no, we're not dreading it)

Listen, I get it. When someone mentions Saturn Return, most people break out in a cold sweat. But we don't do that over here.

If your natal Saturn is in Aries, you're about to enter the biggest transit of your life. And instead of approaching it with fear and dread, I'm throwing you a damn party.

What the hell is this party anyway?

The Aries Saturn Return Party is a FREE live Zoom happening on Wednesday, February 4th at 3:30pm. It's a chance to connect with others who are in the exact same cosmic phase, gab about what's coming, and actually celebrate this moment—because honey, this transit is going to change your life.

When you join the party, you'll discover what the f*ck your Aries Saturn Return actually means. You'll leave with baddie-level confidence, ready to grab your Saturn Return by the balls and alchemize that sh*t into gold.

And the best part? You don't even need to know anything about astrology to join. Just know that your natal Saturn is in Aries, and you're in.

Why am I the person to help you with this?

As your resident Saturn Return astrologer, I've spent years researching this transit. But more importantly? My own Saturn Return was complete sh*t.

I thought I could ignore it and muscle my way through the challenges. But Saturn does not let you get away with anything.

I fell into a deep depression and had a complete identity crisis. I had never been the type of person to question my path. But Saturn Return flipped that on its head, and I got vertigo, babes.

It wasn't until the end of my Saturn Return that I realized I needed to stop being a stubborn ass and accept that I wasn't happy with my life path. I had to start from scratch and that terrified me. That's when astrology came into my life in a serious way. I wouldn't be where I am today—so happy with my life—if I had continued to ignore it.

My Saturn Return changed my life, and I'm here to help yours change too... just with way less crying and debilitating fear of the unknown.

This party is one you won't want to Irish goodbye from

Click below to join the exclusive guest list for Wednesday, February 4th at 3:30pm.

BONUS: You didn't think that was it, did you? When you join, if you share your invite to your Stories and tag me, you'll be entered into a giveaway for a free live reading during the party!

Let's gooooo!

Not entering your Saturn Return? You can still party with us!

Listen, I know FOMO is real. If you're not entering your Aries Saturn Return but you're feeling left out—don't worry, you're still invited to this party.

Even if you're not in your Saturn Return, the Saturn in Aries transit still means something important for you (just way less intense and life-changing than a full-blown Return). Saturn's transit through Aries is all about taking bold action, embracing your independence, and learning how to lead without burning out.

Plus, understanding what Saturn in Aries means can help you prepare for when your Saturn Return does roll around (because it will, babes). Or maybe you're experiencing a Saturn transit right now (like a Saturn square or opposition) and you need to understand how Saturn operates in this fiery, action-oriented sign.

Bottom line: everyone will experience the Saturn in Aries transit, this party will give you valuable insights you can use right now. So yeah, come through!

Click HERE to join the exclusive guest list for Wednesday, February 4th at 3:30pm.